malia tateor davina clare
A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.
Friendly reminder that Miss Congeniality featured a practical self-defense lesson in the middle of a Hollywood movie while also dealing with with issues of sexual assault and victim blaming, dismantling the myth that all feminists need to look and act a certain way, featuring women of color in the pageant without it being any kind of issue, and bringing in an awesome female villain because women can be any kind of character thank you very much.
Rock on, Gracie Lou.
"Your highness" is gender neutral.
So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.
alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”
Q: if you could say one thing to your character, what would it be?
Linden: Just ask her out already
When interviews are getting too hard…
His thinking face is so cute
I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.
I WILL LITERALLY DEFEND LYDIA MARTIN UNTIL THE DAY I DIE AND THEN SO BEYOND THE GRAVE SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH SHIT AND SHE IS STILL STANDING THERE KICKING ASS SHE NEVER ASKED FOR ANY OF THIS BUT INSTEAD OF RUNNING SHE’S GROWN FROM IT AND SHE’S HELPING THESE PEOPLE THAT LABELLED HER AS A NUT JOB AND YES SHE IS ALLOWED TO GLOAT AND BE DONE ALL SHE FUCKING WANTS AND SHE’S SO FUCKING INTELLIGENT AND BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG LYDIA MARTIN IS EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS